OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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