She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
nutella sex= disaster
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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