Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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