$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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