I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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