I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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