I must be too annoying 4 u.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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