I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize
