weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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