it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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