Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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