My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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