why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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