hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
A bitchslap is in order.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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