I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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