ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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