She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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