You're my little dorito
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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