Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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