So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
