u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this will be a night to untag.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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