i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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