I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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