Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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