butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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