Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
No subtext here. People are naked.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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