I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
