I can tuck mytits in my pants
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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