I want to stick my p in your. b.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
3pm strippers are depressing
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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