Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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