@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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