I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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