Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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