Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
that is very illegal...i love you.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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