We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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