So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
