I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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