She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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