so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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