Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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