When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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