I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I think people are normalizing furries
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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