he puts the penis in happiness.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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