would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Randomize
