I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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