Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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