What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
