I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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