i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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