Can Purell be used as lube?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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